Late in the evenings when the creatures from the dark head out to do their business, is about the same time when man needs to relive his bladder of fluids. Once this important process of concentrating on the toilet bowel for marking your territory in that 30 cm circle is completed, so the wrath of the female of the species is avoided. The critical and potentially highly painful process, but mentally less straining activity, of closing shop- zipping it all up allows your mind to drift, and the eyes to wonder... to spotting a huge hairy spider in the Mirror right beside your head on the wall... when disturbed in these private moments, or any such other moments, the heart skips a beat, the adrenalin pumps, and the muscles contract!
Moral of the story: All the guys out there, it is moments like this why we should never try and multiprocess.
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